DISPUTED: SUPER-TYPHOON STRENGTH TALL PROMISES OF JUBAHIB

DAVNOR GUBERNATORIAL BET VIRTUAL UNKNOWN EX-BUS CONDUCTOR EDWIN JUBAHIB SPELLS OUT 8-POINT AGENDA OF INANE PROMISES

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(JUBAHIB’S 8-POINT AGENDA IN CAPS BELOW WAS PUBLISHED BY THE WEEKLY PAPER MINDANAO SUN CHRONICLE in its newspaper and online editions.)

KUYA EDWIN JUBAHIB: WHAT WOULD HE DO IN HIS FIRST MINUTES, FIRST HOURS, FIRST DAY OF OFFICE IF ELECTED GOVERNOR OF DAVAO DEL NORTE. Unsa ni siya superman? First minute lang, masulbad daw niya problema sa probinsiya.

KUYA EDWIN DAY ONE 8 ACTIONS/MEASURES:

1. HEALTH CARDS FOR THE ZERO-BILLING HOSPITALIZATION ASSISTANCE PROGRAM. Dili na kinahanglan ang saad ni Jubahib kay in effect na ang Universal Health Care. Sagot tanan sa gobyerno dili sa mga hanginon, puro angkon nga mga pulitiko

2. NO MORE PTA, MISCELLANEOUS FEES IN ELEMENTARY AND HIGH SCHOOL. Ang PTA fees mandated sa DepEd. Sinabotan sa mga teachers, ginikanan ug komunidad. Asa mokuha ug bayad si Edwin. Sa iya bulsa? Gikan sa kwarta sa gobyerno? Bawal. cannot be used for private obligation. Shows his ignorance, giatik mga ginikanan para makakuha ug boto.

3. WELCOME AND ACCOMMODATE ALL INVESTORS ENTERING THE PROVINCE. Abre ang Davnor sa mga investors. Ignorant o buta si Edwin. DavNor is one of the most prosperous LGUs in Davao Region and Southern Mindanao, because of its investment climate. If supermalls are to be an indication, ang capital city sa DavNor, Tagum City, has the most number of malls after Davao City. Matod pa ni President Duterte, DavNor under the leadership of the Del Rosarios and Tonyboy Floirendo is on its way to be at par with the country’s most prosperous municipalities. Unsay nahibaw-an ba ang usa ka kanhi bus conductor sa investment generation?

4. EARTH CANAL CONNECTIVITY TO IMMEDIATELY ADDRESS FLOODING IN THE PROVINCE. Jubahib claims to be an “environmental engineer” which has been dismissed as false by records of the Professional  Regulations Commission because it has no Edwin Jubahib in its list of professionals. His claim that he graduated from a school in Japan with an environmental engineering degree is a total lie: Jubahib’s stay, according to records, was only for six months on a contract as a construction worker with a construction company. Matod pa kay fake environmental engineer Jubahib ang mga canal daw gikan sa Talaingod modala padulong sa ibaba ang solution ni simpleton Edwin. OMG! Kung mahitabo ni lumos tanan tao sa lowlands, e.g., Tagum, Panabo, Carmen, ug uban pa given the billions of cubic meters of floodwaters that flow down to the flood plains of DavNor kung naay baha. Mega-dam sa SAOG RIVER ug LIBUGANON RIVER ang kinahanglan. Dili lang mahitabo pa kay mega-billion sad ang gastoson. Ang solusyon sa perennial flooding sa DavNor dili ang mga canal ni Jubahib nga nagakuros-kuros sa iyang bulok nga utok tungod sa pagka-ignorante sa geographic ug physical elements sa problema. Mao na siya ang fake environmental engineer nga gusto mahimong gobernador nga ang utok kutob lang sa bahong canal.

5. HOUSING FOR THE PEOPLE, NO MORE INFORMAL SETTLERS IN THE PROVINCE. Kapoy ni nga pagkahambog. Way pugong2. Dapat adto na lang sa Capitol si Jubahib aron ma-brief siya ni info officer Ponyong Gabunada ug Admin Sammy Sanchez about what the DavNor govt has been doing about socialized housing. It is hard to debate with an ignoramus coached by ignoramus advisers.

6. OPEN THE CAPITOL FROM 8 AM TO 12 MIDNIGHT, NO MORE ENTRANCE FEES IN THE SPORTS CENTER, RENAME RDR GYM TO DAVAO DEL NORTE GYM. FIRST, himo si Jubahib ug security agency na siya ang manager/head security officer para magbantay sa Capitol 24/7. SECOND, all LGUs charge minimal fees to users of local economic enterprises like gyms, markets for maintenance/operating expenses. THIRD, dili gyod ma re-name ang RDR GYM. Ngano, kay dili man gyod modaog kining si Ugahip pagka-gobernador.

7. CONVERT TAHANAN NG GOBERNADOR INTO PEOPLE’S FUNCTION HALL. Mao lang? Abre man sa katawhan ang Tahanan sauna pa, karon ug sa umaabot nga panahon, bisan si Jubahib, kung balik siya pagka-conductor, will also be welcome.

8. CLEAN UP THE CORRUPTION AND VESTED INTERESTS MONOPOLY IN THE CAPITOL PROVINCE. PURE and simple imagination ang akusasyon. PROVE IT. Kon dili, explain ang billion-billion ka peso nga pagpamalit ug mga kayutaan ni Jubahib agig dummy sa iyang agalon, nga bilyon-bilyon kuno ang commission ug kickbacks nakuha sa mga government projects.

(Virtual unknown Edwin Jubahib is a former bus conductor and personal assistant of First District Rep. Pantaleon Alvarez. He is running for governor, under the Alvarez Wing of the PDP/Laban, against Senior Provincial Board member Rodolfo “Rodney” del Rosario Jr., of the Hugpong ng Pagbabago of presidential daughter Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte. Local pre-poll surveys show Jubahib eating dust with only 20% against del Rosario’s 80%) 

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